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Bill's list of Things not to say in an Airline Interview collected from his own personal experience in Airline Interviews (1988-1995) ... with, unfortunately, just a little embellishment ... .
  1. "Do you think you are qualified to fly for Northwest?" You probably know better than I.
  2. "Why do you want to fly for UPS?" Well, since you don't fly passengers and you fly at night, I don't have to worry about how my uniform looks.
  3. Don't say this in the follow-up thank you letter "...I hope the check airmen have recovered from the simulator ride."
  4. "What's your worst quality that will affect your career with an International Airline such as ours?" I can't sit still for more than an hour.
  5. Female interviewer asks, "What would you do if you fly with a woman captain?" You have woman in the cockpit!?!
  6. "You show up for a flight and your captain is intoxicated, what do you do?" Blackmail him. Excuse me, I mean, Blackmail him or her.
  7. "You're at minimums and the captain wants to 'take a peek' and go lower, what do you do?" Take the crash axe, right, hit him in the head, right here (standing now, holding flashlight), then, I get on the PA and say "I'm in command now". I ram the throttles forward, laughing, "ah ha ha", and divert to the airport of my choice. I'm in command now.
  8. "You know that working here you'll be a part of a union. Do you have a problem with that?" No, unions are the only thing that protect me from an abusive company like you.
  9. "What is the holding speed above 14,500 feet for a turbojet?" I usually ask ATC or the first officer.
  10. "How do you deal with conflict?" None of your business, understand, pal?!